I can’t take it anymore. I have to vent or my head will explode.

Barack Obama is an idiot! A complete, slack-jawed goobersmooch! He doesn’t know anything that his handlers don’t feed him on a teleprompter. Not only that, he expects everyone else to be as stupid as he is.

Check out http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/22/eveningnews/main4283623.shtml?source=mostpop_story the Eye to Eye segment.

Obama will NOT under any circumstances admit that the surge has worked in greatly reducing the amount of violence (specifically U.S. casualties) in Iraq, in getting us that much closer to a point where we can get the bulk of our troops home. He says the extra troops have “helped” to reduce violence in Iraq, in conjunction with the unexpected cooperation of Muslim tribal leaders and al-Sadr’s militias standing down.

What does he think allows the tribal leaders to cooperate with the U.S. without worrying about getting their heads chopped off? It couldn’t be that they feel safer with several thousand additional American soldiers around, now could it? Why does he think the militias stood down? Were they having trouble blowing shit up without encountering the business end of an M4? Since they were having trouble bullying tribal leaders, was it not worth it getting shot or captured trying to plant an IED?

NO. OF COURSE NOT. THE MILITARY COULDN’T HAVE BEEN ANY PART OF THAT.

Obama expects people to believe that rays of pure white light shone from the sky and doves came down, whispering in angelic dulcet tones that the crazy terrorists must chill out and see reason. He wants people to believe that global warming has increased to such a point that the militias think it’s too hot to fight. He wants people to believe that the FORCE OBAMA, an extension of his personal destiny, prepared the way for his trip to the Middle East, so things could be calmer for his arrival.

Truth be known, he doesn’t want people to think on their own, just accept the jewels of knowledge that fall from his annointed lips.

Behold, the next president of the U.S.: Barack Hussein Obama.